That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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