things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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