I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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