At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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