Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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