she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
They have beer where we have blood.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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