That's intense
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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