I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
All the doctor said was why
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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