he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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