I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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