haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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