i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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