he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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