I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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