he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I just want to make out with him forever
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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