so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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