Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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