Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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