Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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