But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Randomize
