This dress was meant to end up on your floor
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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