I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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