Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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