you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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