wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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