I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
