He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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