I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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