I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
two words: eviction party
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
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