Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
