everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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