I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Nobody cheats on THIS.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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