dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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