I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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