her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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