: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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