on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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