i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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