just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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