I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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