But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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