If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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