I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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