That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
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