i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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