It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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