I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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