Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Randomize
