What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
The Olympian is in my bed
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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