Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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