i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Just cropdusted the office
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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