wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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