She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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