I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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