i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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