last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
