and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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