What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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