38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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