I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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