it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
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